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Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham hotspur News And Links October 23, 2014

Happy Harry Kane Day!

Michael Steele

Happy Spursday Spursland!  It's Harry Kane (probably) Day, guys.  Are you ready to see the mountain of evidence that he should be starting grow just a little bit higher, like the the Himalayas? It slowly and gradually keeps on getting higher.  DO THE RIGHT THING POCHE!

And now the "news"

Spurs Having A "Tough Time"-Irish Examiner

it's not a hard time, it's just tough.  Like a two-dollar steak or the bottoms of your mother's feet.

Spurs On The Right Track-Shields Gazette

But it's a tough track. A hard scrabble pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps (which seems like it would be impossible based on human physiography) type of track, if you know what I'm saying.

Referee Is Surrounded By Riot Police, Still Gets Punched In The Head-SB Nation Soccer

The best part about this is the moment when the commentary guy goes "hoooppaaaa!!"  like he is one of the brothers in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Like Joe Fatone's character.

Ronaldo Makes Kid's Life Just By Existing-SB Nation Soccer

Their facial expressions are thus because Ronaldo is actually sucking the kids tiny human soul out of his head and feeding on it.  It worked.

NFL Teams Ranked By Scrabble Points-SB Nation Soccer

Easily the smartest dumb way to get me to click on something.