Happy Spursday Spursland! It's Harry Kane (probably) Day, guys. Are you ready to see the mountain of evidence that he should be starting grow just a little bit higher, like the the Himalayas? It slowly and gradually keeps on getting higher. DO THE RIGHT THING POCHE!
And now the "news"
Spurs Having A "Tough Time"-Irish Examiner
it's not a hard time, it's just tough. Like a two-dollar steak or the bottoms of your mother's feet.
Spurs On The Right Track-Shields Gazette
But it's a tough track. A hard scrabble pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps (which seems like it would be impossible based on human physiography) type of track, if you know what I'm saying.
Referee Is Surrounded By Riot Police, Still Gets Punched In The Head-SB Nation Soccer
The best part about this is the moment when the commentary guy goes "hoooppaaaa!!" like he is one of the brothers in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Like Joe Fatone's character.
Ronaldo Makes Kid's Life Just By Existing-SB Nation Soccer
Their facial expressions are thus because Ronaldo is actually sucking the kids tiny human soul out of his head and feeding on it. It worked.
NFL Teams Ranked By Scrabble Points-SB Nation Soccer
Easily the smartest dumb way to get me to click on something.