Harry Kane is the best keeper in England

You might think you're good at something, but at the end of the day the sad truth is that you are not as good at anything as Harry Kane is at football. After scoring a hat trick in the Europa League, the Tottenham Hotspur forward was getting bored of just knocking them one by one into the net. So he decided to challenge himself. By playing in goal.

Yeah ok that happened. But two things. First, Harry looks amazing in purple. Second, Harry was just giving Asteras a consolation goal. He'd already put three past those clowns. Sure he bobbled a ball he should have stopped but Harry tried to stop it with his hands because he wanted to give the Greeks a sporting chance. If he used the gaping vortex that is his mouth there is no chance they would have scored. But hey, now they're going to be able to go back to the Parthenon or whatever and tell their grandchildren that they scored a goal on the greatest player in English history. Not just anyone would do that.

What a top, top lad.