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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 24, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with sexual overtones.

Clive Rose

Happy Friday, Spursland! Do I even need to say anything? I doubt I do, nobody is reading this. All the usual suspects are to busy rubbing pictures of Harry Kane into their clothing-covered genitals while watching the vines of the Lamela's goal. I'd personally like to see the Lamela goal put on a loop while High Enough plays. That and I'd like someone to put Kane's face on Kane's face in this video and maybe stick Poche's head on Paul Bearer.  an we get on that? Thanks.

And now the "news"

The Dumbest Thing To Be Published About Yesterday-

I hear maybe Soldado could finally come good as a Jurgen Klinsman replacement.

Poche Pissed About Hugo's Red Card- Sports Mole

I am currently looking at picture of Big Poche while holding up the heart sign.Because he is in my heart.

Things That Shouldn't Happen Happened When Everton Went To France- SB Nation Soccer

One thing is for certain: one group involved in all this stuff is full of assholes. It is not at the moment clear which group is made up of assholes, but it's one of them.

The Coming Home Newcastle Mailbag- Coming Home Newcastle

Someone is afraid to play us!

20 Maps That Explain The NBA- SB Nation

This is cool, because data is nice. Howeverm this did not explain the things about the NBA I need explaining. Like how the league is kinda rigged.