Harry Kane, you guys. He scores hat tricks. He (tries to) block shots in goal. What's left for him to prove? What more could he possibly do to endear himself to the Tottenham faithful?
How about HE OWNS TWO OF THE MOST ADORABLE PUPPIES IN THE WORLD D'AWWWWWWWW
Yes, that's right. He named his dogs "Brady" and "Wilson." Which means his two favorite Spurs players were clearly Garry Brady and Wilson Palacios. Or he likes the NFL. Or it's just a huge coincidence. Or OH NEVERMIND PUPPIES YOU GUYS HARRY KANE HAS PUPPIES ZOMG
AND THEIR MOUTHS ARE CLOSED