Happy Spursday, Spursland! League Cup everybody! Who is gonna play? Probably everyone we wish would get their first start this weekend won't because this is our lot in life. Harry Kane will score nine goals, and then will be released for having a resting mouth shape reminiscent to a young Butthead.
And now the "news"
That's right, Poche wants more space for through balls to carve up our slow ass back line.
Let me ask you that question in like three weeks, kay cupcake?
Okay, there is more subtext going on here than I would have expected.
First let me say, yes seriously. And secondly, I guess he is not exactly in the A team anymore, right? What can I say, I was born a hack.
A mildly hilarious non-story.