Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 29, 2014

Happy Spursday, Spursland! League Cup everybody! Who is gonna play? Probably everyone we wish would get their first start this weekend won't because this is our lot in life. Harry Kane will score nine goals, and then will be released for having a resting mouth shape reminiscent to a young Butthead.

And now the "news"

Poche Says Spurs Troubles Down To Small Home Pitch- Guardian

That's right, Poche wants more space for through balls to carve up our slow ass back line.

Poche Doesn't Regret Leaving Southampton- Telegraph

Let me ask you that question in like three weeks, kay cupcake?

Unpacking The Ballon d'Or List- SB Nation Soccer

Okay, there is more subtext going on here than I would have expected.

Ref Suspended For Attending Ed Sheehan Concert- SB Nation Soccer

First let me say, yes seriously. And secondly, I guess he is not exactly in the A team anymore, right? What can I say, I was born a hack.

A Literal Non-Story- SB Nation Soccer

A mildly hilarious non-story.