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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 31, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, Halloween style.

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Ian Walton

Happy Friday, Spursland! And Happy Halloween. If you are a parent, happy overdosing children night. And if you are a teenager "going out" tonight, try not to do any permanent damage or commit any felonies. Should you not know if one of your planned "visits to a friend's house" is a felony, I suggest you look up the statues in your state and municipality. And remember kids of all ages, have fun, be safe, and remember you are practicing paganism.

And now the "news"

Bentaleb And Dier Listed On Poorly Named "40 Man Short List" For Golden Boy Award- Guardian

Okay yeah, that's nice. Good for you guys. You guys being Bentaleb and Dier and not the idiot who thought a short list had 40 names on it.

Kane Left To Sweat Over Spurs Place- Telegraph

Well that's okay, it's an excellent way to get the toxins out. But which place is he sweating over? He is the team's leading scorer this season! Surely he isn't in danger of losing his spots as third out of three strikers on the team.

No Guarantee Of Safety- SB Nation Soccer

Your must read of the month continues the trend of SB Nation's long-form series as some of the most compelling sports writing to date. Go inside the Belgrade Derby and get a sense of what fear in sport really is.

Here Is What We Know about LAFC- SB Nation Soccer

The goal is to do better than Chivas USA, but when you list both Vincent Tan and Tony Robbins, well you really aren't trying very hard.

Managers Make Terrible Pumpkins- SB Nation AHHHHHHHH

If it's pumpkin and it ain't pie, it's bullshit. And you latte people are sheep.

Aston Villa Injury Report- 7500 To Hotle

It's like they are as depressed as us. Except we have Lamela and Eriksen, so we good ya'll.