Happy Monday, Spursland! Is it weird that when Eriksen scored, Istarted singing the G.I. Joe theme? Like, I am still pretty sure the G.I. Joes are all Americans and he is very much not that. But as I watch that silky smooth, yet powerful strike, I cannot stop my self from continuing the song "real American heroooos, G.I. Joe is therrrrrreeeeee." This is the type of thing happening in my head ALL the time. It's scary place, not unlike whatever that place Jennifer Lopez was inside of in The Cell, only with more bunnies, and Sour Patch Kids.
And now the "news"
Eh (shrugs shoulders animatedly), I think Poche is more like "Guys I get it, I would be pissed too. Knock yourself out."
Can't we aim a little bit higher?
I did not watch this game. I did not watch it on TV, nor did I monitor it on Twitter, I did not like it on Instagram and I am certain Juve cheated because this is Italian football and Juve have the money. This is not a big leap to take.
So Wenger and Jose got into a slight physical altercation, and it caused me to imagine what some sort of MMA for charity fight between the two of them would look like. My first conclusion was that if it happened there would never be a fight in the course of human history where I just wanted the referee to pull out a claw cracker and beat both of them senseless.
Presented with an I am not surprised, this family is weird and I bet the people who filmed their reality TV show have some amazing stories they were never allowed to air.