Happy Monday Spursland! Are you kidding me? That's what I keep asking myself all day yesterday. Because I cannot understand how we got here. But I know how we are going to get out. Now the usual ideas have all be bandied about since yesterday. The Levy-Outs, the ENIC-is-to-blames, and the growing in popularity Poche-needs-to-be-sackeds. Certainly someone will be along in a day or to with a comedy piece not at all subtly mocking the most outrageous among us. I however have a very serious idea that I think will turn this thing around.
I think we should approach PR about a deal to bring back Harry.
Nobody can dispute this team is crazy talented. But nobody seems to be able to bring that talent out of these players. Well that is kinda Harry's thing isn't it? The restore confidence in troubled players, keep it simple (I'm) stupid. type of stuff. This team needs a healthy dose of fucking run around a bit. Think about it.
And now the "news"
Are you an infant? Because only someone who's mind is limited in sophistication to the level of an infant might think that. There is pressure. Especially now that some Internet jackass suggested bringing back old Mutton chop cheeks.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND HEADLINE PEOPLE.
I have tried, I have spent a solid 2.4 seconds trying to care about this but I can't. Nobody outside of this continent cares about this tournament. I imagine even Kevin who I know for a fact watches minimum 50 or so matches a week can't get excited about it.
Like he might be better than me, maybe.
If I am ever famous my kids are all being named Frank, Jane, and Rick. Just so they really stand out in Hollywood.