Happy Tuesday Spursland! Hey remember when fans of an under-performing team weren't insufferable negative Nellies? Me neither, but lets try real hard.
And now the "news"
More like born to breathe oxygen then figure it out from there.
Never a good idea to say something that sounds a lot like something Bill Clinton said to the country right around the time he was feeling Monica Lewinsky's..."resume".
Telling the no-look pass to suck it since whenever this happened. Related: he should purchase better shoe laces.
This must be really old footage and someone in like the 1950s saw this and was like "Oh, I just came up with the idea for pinball".
Hockey still exists. Let us all be happy.