Happy Friday, Spursland! Are you ready for some (international) footbaaaaalllll? Well you don't have a choice. It's happening and there is nothing you can do about it, unless you happen to be on FIFA's executive committee. Then apparently you can do whatever the fuck you want.
And now the "news"
Dier Says Southgate Supports His Decision to Pul Out Of England Side- Sky Sports
This is such good news because zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Arsenal Are Targeting Vlad- Daily Star
No they aren't, but man that would be hilarious to watch the negotiations. Wenger would be like "how about 8 million" and Levy would be like "that is acceptable, please deliver the said 8 million gold bars, directly to our new vault on the site of that stupid sheet metal shop".
All The Best Parts Of The FIFA Corruption Report- SB Nation Soccer
Honest question, I know this has happened in other sports so why not soccer? Why can't we just say screw FIFA and start a new governing body and just get everyone to be like "yeah, lets go with this new guy." We can name it something like the "What's Up Sepp Blatter's Ass Footballing Organization." Or something equally as peppy.
Got That Defense- SB Nation Soccer
Those are probably some very angry or happy people with the flares in the stands. Gonna go out on a limb and say there is probably not a lot of in-between on that.
This Team practices In Rather Cold Weather- SB Nation
Talk about Northern Exposure, amIright?