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Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee:Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For November 24, 2014

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Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with talent thoughts.

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Happy Monday, Spursland! What a Spurs game that was yesterday. And that, my friends, was a SPURS game. All drama and if we win it comes out of nowhere. We are clearly a team with more individual talent than Hull, but we are limited by ancient dark magic to only be able to show that talent for 25 minutes per game or less. That's what makes it fun, so none of you Levy out people go sending an owl to Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore about this. SOME OF US LIKE IT THIS WAY.

And now the "news"

Steve Bruce Proves He Is A Walking Old British Footballer Stereotype- BBC

How dare the linesman go by the letter of the law. What a shitty idea.

Pochettino:Red Card Not Pivotal- Sky Sports

... if he believes this he should be fired and escorted to the nearest optometrist's office for an examination, then perhaps have a cat-scan.

United May Have Hit Their Turning Point- SB Nation Soccer

Son of a bitch, Andi Thomas is never wrong. I hate that about him.

Gervinho Caught Trying To Smuggle A Woman Onto A Plane- SB Nation Soccer

Someone watched Taken recently but thought the dreamy Albanian kid at the cab stand was the good guy. You know that's what happened.

Anthony Davis Must Be Seen To Be Believed- SB Nation

This is true, I have never seen Anthony Davis, so I don't believe that there is a human with a face like that walking this earth. And that was a low blow, but only because I had not seen ANYONE make a reference to this in the mainstream press, and come on, it's been years, you would think it would happen once.