Happy Tuesday. Spursland! Hey guys, Spurs on Thanksgiving! I hate it when people say this, but it just seems so appropriate #gitmoney!!!!
I'll be over here feeling bad about myself now.
And now the "news"
Eriksen Eying Home Comforts After Hull Win- Guardian
Related: Eriksen has not taken a moment to review our home record at all.
Bruce Does Not Fear Relegation After Spurs Loss- Daily Star
He doesn't fear it because HE KNOWS IT'S GONNA HAPPEN! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHRISTIAN ERIKSEN DROPS THE HAMMER ON YOU. He is a hammer who drops hammers. Hammers on Hammers on overusing the metaphor, moving on!
Rayo Vallecano Will Pay Rent Of Evicted Local 85 Year Old- SB Nation Soccer
This is so nice even I, jaded cynic that I am, can resist making a mockery of this.
But seriously it's going to be awkward when she gets evicted a second time because this non-Madrid/Barcelona team from Spain runs into cash flow problems.
Keeper Tosses Million Mile Assist- SB Nation
I bet they do stuff like that all the time.
LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD BACK HEEL- SB Nation Soccer
Just look at it, don't do anything else. Don't be weird Little League coach and try to get this kid to sign with Spurs. That's weird. Just let him be a kid out there on the streets playing tag with the Algerian version of go-gurt in his hand.
Eric Berry "I Will Be Back"- Arrowhead Pride
Thoughts prayers and vibes everyone.