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Happy Spursgiving, Spursland! And here we are, gang, living the dream. Ws Americans will NOT be forced to watch only the Lions and the Wowboys play which, for much of my life, has meant games where you absolutely knew the outcome going in. Nay, today we get to see OUR guys go out there while we scream at our fathers to BACK THE HELL AWAY from the turkey. No, don't put that piece in your mouth, it isn't done yet. DAD! You are going to get salmonella!.
#dreamz
And now your Holiday "news"
Eriksen Believes Tottenham Can Qualify For Next Year's Champion's League- Standard
Eriksen also has not been paying attention to Stat Boy Mikey Caley's protections pieces.
Soccer-Spurs Trying To Make Pochetinno Connection, Says Eriksen- Yahoo Sports
Today's adventure in awkwardly worded headlines, we go to Yahoo Sports -- the same people that allowed the commissioner of my fantasy football league to create a league with 14 teams. It's one where you start 1 QB, 3 WRs, 2 RBs, 2 TEs, 2 defenses, 1 kicker and a flex that can be a RB or a WR or a TE or a QB. Yahoo sucks.
Aberdeen Schools May Start Using Football Manager- SB Nation Soccer
I work in education in my day jobs -- I know, it's a shock -- but this the dumbest thing I have heard since Sandy Hook happened and there were people calling for all teachers to carry sidearms. This is like the same logic that said they should put Oregon Trail on every machine in the computer lab because it would improve our point and click skills.
Coutinho Is Playing With Himself On The Bench- SB Nation Soccer
I am a snob. There are many things on this earth i think are below me (store-bought gravy), but posting about this is not one of them.
Merseyside Clubs Briefed On Holiday Terror Threat- Royal Blue Mersey
Everyone keep your head on a swivel.
I had a really nice thanksgiving message here but the software we write and post with has eaten it three times now and I ain't writing it again, god wills you not be given cheerful thoughts about the holiday from me. Now as of this writing it's getting late on thanksgiving eve and I, as a man in his 20s should be face down in a bar somewhere. I'm not going to be though. I'll be face down in my dad's house.