Happy Black Friday Spursland! For you guys in not America black Friday is a day of big sales in America that goes back forever. How far back does it go? Well it's called Black Friday because the day after Thanksgiving was traditionally a big slave market sales day when Slaves were sold at cut rate prices to do winter prep activities like cut wood and winterize plantation houses in the south. Get it? Black Friday. [Editor's note: I'm pretty sure that's not true.] And in modern times we trample each other over food processors and generally act in a way only seen outside America in Eastern European parliamentary debates. What a country.
And now the "news"
The important thing to remember here isn't that UEFA will surely be fining us, but that Soldado tried to kick one of them...and missed. It is also important to remember that if you got in line outside Walmart yesterday at 9 am to be the 9th person in the door, I think less of you as a human being.
That's exactly what a guilty person would say (If that makes no sense I'm from America, a country where corporations are people) if questioned about it.
That ghost needs to wash his or her clothes.
He's there for brothel scene. Probably.
This seems cool...Who am I kidding I'm full of stuffing and bourbon I don't know what words I'm typing.