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Happy Monday, Spursland! And oh lordy, lordy, that was almost depressing, wasn't it? I mea,n is it just me or does Adebayor need to go train with the youth for a bit, amiright people?
Look all I am saying is that Soldado makes everyone around him better, he is providing quality distribution in the attacking third to other attack-minded people, and we don't really have a lot of that right now. So if he can play up top with Kane running around fucking a bit, or however that saying goes, I think we are about to open up a bit on offense. Which would be really nice because we are sitting on -1 goal difference in the league.
And now the "news"
Poche Admits Kane Deserves Chance In The League- BBC
Excellent deducing, your lordship.
Lambert Says Benteke Was Provoked- Guaridan
Well everyone is provoked by something. Even psychopaths are provoked by something. The thing is he then did something stupid and got caught. You shouldn't feel anymore sorry for him than you should feel sorry for the fish that got provoked by the lure then got caught and now he is being beautifully roasted in your oven.
It's Time For Poche To Nurture Kane's Raw Talent- Telegraph
Further proof that The Masthead has taken over the Telegraph's editorial department.
DC United Fans Win The Trolling War With New York Pink Cows- SB Nation Soccer
Full Disclosure: Yo soy Barra Brava.
Did Marouane Fellaini Spit On Aguero?- SB Nation Soccer
Yes, but it wasn't intentional so be a player and get over it dude.
All The Crap From The Chuck Blazer Corruption Investigation- SB Nation Soccer
How does one get into this world of being professionally rich and corrupt while still dealing with your favorite sport? Cause I am, uh hem, in the market.
Hey Americans, it's election day tomorrow. Take the day, do five minutes of research and go vote tomorrow.