Some disaster befell out intrepid author, Salmon Chase, so you guys and gals are stuck with a community Hoddle of Coffee. For those of you that don't know, that means if you see any interesting or fun links, post them in the comments to share with everyone else. Basically, just do what you would normally do in the Hoddle.
I'll give you guys a few fun links to start off with:
Jan Vertonghen mocks Harry Kane on Twitter - 101 Great Goals
Somebody call the body language brigade! I'm sure this is yet another sign that Jan hates playing for Spurs and will be leaving for Barcelona in the summer.
Redknapp Believes Baldini Should be Nervous - HITC Sport
I bet you thought this article was about Harry Redknapp. Well, it's not. It's about his decidedly more handsome, but equally ignorant son Jamie. The younger Redknapp things that because Baldini bought some players this summer, he should be worried. Cool. Thanks, Jamie.
Tottenham Trails Swiss Star - ESPNFC
Swiss international Xherdan Shaqiri is, predictably, not satisfied with his playing time at Bayern Munich. At 23 years old, the attacking midfielder is looking to move and Liverpool and Juventus are said to be high on his list. If Liverpool are interested, then of course Spurs are, because we don't have our own scouts. Am I right?