Happy Friday, Spursland! Just another friendly reminder that Harry Kane's stats this season put him relatively on par with Messi Yes I said that, after Stat Boy Caley told me that. And he still won't start this weekend.
And now the "news"
"You are lying," said anyone who has watched us play more than three league games this season.
I am glad I now have a person not actually on the team to blame when we lose.
Speaking of Stat Boy Caley, look who is all growed up and writing for dot-com and The Washington Post. I feel so inadequate as a writer. Not because Caley is now way more successful at it than me. No, for me it's my dyslexia that takes care of that.
Can I interest you in today's special? It's an insanely well spiced backheel to bicycle kick goal that will be seared into your brain, and is complimented by a side dish of holy fuck.
That's what I thought...
I wonder how little promoting it would take to get the coach with the "It's a tough-ass game for tough-ass men!" line to move on to "And I don't want none of that homosexual stuff in my state neither"? Not a long time, if I was to aggressively prejudge this human I've never met.