Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For November 7, 2014

Happy Friday, Spursland! Just another friendly reminder that Harry Kane's stats this season put him relatively on par with Messi Yes I said that, after Stat Boy Caley told me that. And he still won't start this weekend.

And now the "news"

Spurs Aren't Mentally Weak, Says Poche- BBC

"You are lying," said anyone who has watched us play more than three league games this season.

Paul Merson Predicts We Will Win- Sky Sports

I am glad I now have a person not actually on the team to blame when we lose.

Stats Show These Three Teams Are In Trouble- SB Nation Soccer

Speaking of Stat Boy Caley, look who is all growed up and writing for dot-com and The Washington Post. I feel so inadequate as a writer. Not because Caley is now way more successful at it than me. No, for me it's my dyslexia that takes care of that.

Hi My Name Is Andy And I Will Be Your Server Today- SB Nation Soccer

Can I interest you in today's special? It's an insanely well spiced backheel to bicycle kick goal that will be seared into your brain, and is complimented by a side dish of holy fuck.

Neymar Juggling In His Underwear Anyone- SB Nation Soccer

That's what I thought...

The Longest Running College Football Rivalry You've Never Heard Of- SB Nation

I wonder how little promoting it would take to get the coach with the "It's a tough-ass game for tough-ass men!" line to move on to "And I don't want none of that homosexual stuff in my state neither"? Not a long time, if I was to aggressively prejudge this human I've never met.