Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For December 10, 2014

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Eh, that's not true, this isn't a happy day. Spurs don't play until tomorrow and this is really just another day in your lives where you are just treading water, trying to keep the proverbial plates spinning, until you get to put the kids to bed and pass out in a pile of your own sadness. But tomorrow the boys are on the field, so life IS still worth living.

Cherr-E-O

And now the "news"

Walker On The Brink Of A Comeback- Guardian

Don't tease me, it is dangerous to tease me with this stuff.

Spurs Need A "Special" Player, Says Hoddle- Sky Sports

And you need to shut the hell up about teams that don't employ you at the moment. Keep your comments centered around the team currently putting money in your pocket, sir. Like a professional would.

Gedion Zelalem Reportedly Prefers To Play For The US Over Germany- SB Nation Soccer

We need more people in this country named Gedion, I've been saying that for years. I am sure Abraham Lincoln would agree with me, He was a known Gedion Welles guy.

BREAKING: The Old Man Still Got It- SB Nation Soccer

Form is temporary, class is forever, and if you don't need to run around and have people defend against you I'd bet you can be pretty good at taking free kicks well into your 50s.

Alan Pardew Is Pure, Ridiculous Box Office- SB Nation Soccer

He is Will Smith? Okay, Will Smith if he isn't shoehorning his kid into the movie.