Thursday Community Hoddle of Coffee

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And now the "news."

Former Spurs manager explains Jan Vertonghen comments – The Sport Review

Yes, Tim Sherwood, I'm sure that's exactly what you really meant.

Veli Kavlak ruled out of Tottenham Clash – turkish-football.com

Good news! Who's Veli Kavlak?

Liverpool closing in on Jan Vertonghen in January – Metro

Okay. Based on what you paid for Dejan Lovren, that'll be £88m, please.

Battle on for Spurs Ace – ClubCall

This says Naughton is either heading to Crystal Palace or Swansea. Which is exactly what we thought back in September. Good job, sports websites.