Happy Monday, Spursland! I think we did it, gang. I think we finally have definitive proof of how we are going to start putting the ball in the net. We knew we had talent, but it was all about figuring out the right spot on the field for each guy. Kane up top, Eriksen behind him IN THE CENTER, Stambouli in the midfield, Lamela pealing potatoes somewhere in a dark corner and Soldado waiting in line for a TV evangelist to lay healing hands on him. I mean, those last two are really the best ways for those guys to contribute. White Hart Lane really runs through the spuds cranking out chips and Soldado has probably tried everything else at this point.
And now the "news"
Spurs And Eriksen Leave it Late Yet Again- Telegraph
Heroic, pot bellied beat reporter has to rewrite his pre-written match report after last minute goal.
Iceland Hero Has No Spurs Regrets- Sky Sports
Except that he didn't get that shot in the second half on net. #rimshot
it...it...it...swerves a lot and then goes in. I'm sorry, I should have said spoiler alert. But I didn't. Continue living your life, mortal.
Rogers Explains Lallana Sub- Liverpool Offside
The answer is that he sucks and he wants my fantasy team to continue to be an embarrassment.
Kobe Passes Michael Jordan On All-Time Scoring List, Everyone Continues Knowing He Isn't Better Than Jordan- Silver Screen And Roll
Related: Kobe also doesn't understand why nobody except "that Kobe fan in the office" still doesn't think he is a likable guy.