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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For December 16, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with optimism.

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Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Are you surprised? I know I am. We somehow got a winnable match up in Europa. We somehow dodged Murphy's law #narrative. I was certain we were about to get the Spursiest of things, smacked by a guy who couldn't carry Harry Redknapp's jock. Can you just imagine Piers Morgan hand, elbow deep in his pantaloons doing whatever it is sexual deviants do in thee situations? I can, that's why I'm in therapy.

And now the "news"

It Feels Strange Facing Swans, Says Davies- BBC

Nice to see he is both honest and aware that he was playing someone he may or may not have a real emotional attachment to. Way to not be like every other pro athlete that is just looking to help out the ball club.

De Gea And The 19 Other Best Keepers In The World-Telegraph

Remember when Man United bought him and he bobbled a ball or two and everyone was calling for this guy's -- whose name seems to be strangely lacking in the consonant department -- head?

David Manga Should Be Closed Down Faster- SB Nation Soccer

That is just my advice. I do assistant coach the JV B level team at a high school with fewer than 200 students. I am really high level.

Club America Won The Lig MX Title, Then Fired Their Manager, This Is Why- SB Nation Soccer

Man if they are looking for someone to be entertaining maybe they should look into that The Roosevelts character who just posted a few upcoming comedy shows he is doing on his twitter :)

Demarcus Beasley Retires From The USMNT- SB Nation Soccer

Few guys completely change positions and stay a first choice guy later on in their career (maybe this happens a lot, but I don't do research) and it is even more impressive when he was recovering from whatever happened to his face that made him go from a fresh faced kid to looking more like the "I am the Captain" guy from Captain Philips.