Happy Friday, Spursland! Hey guys ... guys ... HEY YOOOOOOUUUU GUUUUUUYYYYYSSS. If that oil money comes in and takes us over, Dan Levy will probably be gone. Discuss.
And now the "news"
Algeria Call Up Could Hurt Bentaleb's Progress- Guardian
I will only be pissed if he gets hurt. Now that I have said that, when he does get hurt, I will take all the blame for tempting fate.
Could United Be Planning £90 Million Bale Move?- Telegraph
I literally could not handle this physically and emotionally. I could not do it, such would be my heartbreak. My arteries would harden, only so that they too could break, in addition to my heart. My respiratory system might not break, I think it would only be dented. It's only my favorite player we never fucked or anything. You know what I'm saying?
SB Nation United FC, The Preseason- SB Nation Soccer
Mason sent out on loan? This is crap.
Super Mario Gets Super Fined, Super Suspended- SB Nation Soccer
Mario, you are not a comedian nor known to be funny person so when you come with the edgy material people don't know if you are joking. Leave the jokie jokes to the professionals, and they'll leave the ball kicking to you.
EPL Teams Charge Crazy Amounts To Be Child Mascots- SB Nation Soccer
Yes, we are guilty. Gross.