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Happy Christmas Eve, Spursland! If you are on Twitter, expect some heavy personal content from the writers over the next few days. You wouldn't want to miss out on the boss gushing over his daughter making an adorable barbarian facial expression for the camera, would you?
And now the "news"
VIDEO: Poche Talks About Yedlin- Guardian
"He's fast." Well that renowned scouting investment is really paying off, eh gang? Bah humbug.
Redknapp Gunning To Sign Defoe- Telegraph
Honest question: Does Harry Redknapp base his personnel moves based off of FIFA 08 and nothing else? Because that is my only possible explanation for his transfer policy.
No Guaranteed Place For Kaboul- Sky Sports
Nor should there be. No matter what they have done for you, there are no guaranteed places. Just look what guaranteeing a place to Uncle Billy did for George Baily ... if you never saw the last 20 minutes of that movie.
Cech Angling For Liverpool Move- SB Nation Soccer
It's always hard going through a break up during the holidays. But honestly this smacks of the kind of dishonesty and betrayal that the pale skinned, dark haired secretary from Love Actually was scheming on. And none of you should be running down that movie. Nobody has had the balls to criticize that movie until this year and now everyone and every stupid blog (Gawker) is writing take down pieces on it. You aren't original, now go learn to speak Portuguese so you can propose to that girl, loser.
Neymar Screwing Around In A Charity Pro-Am Is Cool-S B Nation Soccer
The best part of that video is the gentleman of larger carriage running after the goal. Well, I guess it's technically race walking with big arm movement, but he is trying.
Gedion Zalalem Close To Citizenship- Stars And Stripes FC
All I want for Christmas is this and for some annoying ass kid somewhere to finally get his two front teeth.