Merry Christmas Spursland!I assume if you are actually reading this you are in a dark corner praying your in-laws don't ask you more questions about "how the job search is coming" or to criticize your technique for the brine process for some holiday bird for supper. So for those of you out there. let me just say I wish you the merriest of Christmases. Now go interact with humans and pretend you have a soul!
And now the "news"
New Signings Unlikely Says Big Poche-Sky Sports
Scrooge said that at the beginning of the movie too.
Paulinho Interest Being Shown By Cruzeiro-Xin Hua
The Xin Hua news agency while technically independent is essentially the Daily mail if it just spotted whatever bullet points the communist part of China sent over that day. At least according to my Chinese politics professor like 8 years ago. So this story really has all the value as Skipdork's opinion on Love Actually. Oh Whatever, even if he is a douche sometimes when I think of him I have a thankful heart.
Nile Ranger Has Stopped Showing Up To Work-SB Nation Soccer
My guess? He is meeting with three spirits but he is a slow study so it is taking multiple nights. it's not like this guy wasn't already absent minded to begin with. Makes it hard to be a good teacher
Palermo Want You To Have Sex Dreams About Them This Christmas-SB Nation Soccer
Mission accomplished.(there is now way to relate this to a Muppet Christmas Carol unless we want to get weird with Mr and Mrs Fozzywig.
The best Longform's Of 2014-SB Nation
Look you are going to be avoiding your weird cousins by hanging out in the bathroom a lot. Any of these will work amazingly well to fill the time. Especially here There Be Gators.