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Happy New Year's Eve, Spursland! Are you preparing? Have you double and triple checked your bank account that the 400 quid you spent on tickets to that not-at-all-open bar New Year's Eve party isn't going to result in overdraft fees the second you get a Bud Light? Because you should. LEARN THE LESSONS OF YOUR ELDERS LEARNED BEFORE YOU. And be prepared for the smell of vomit if you are riding public transportation or are a lady who might need to pee while out. You've been warned.
And now the "news"
Spurs Set To Be Window's Busiest- Daily Star
Everyone else is reporting that we won't be doing much of anything, but the Daily Star is saying the opposite of that AND they are known for having such high ethics. If you believe that then let me tell you, tonight will be the most romantic night of your life.
Tim Sherwood Set To Further Ruin West Brom- Independent
Unhappy New Year for some, Happy New Year for bloggers who like easy things to write about.
Barca Transfer Ban Upheld- SB Nation Soccer
Good, assholes deserve to be punished.
What Will And Won't Happen in This Transfer Window- SB Nation Soccer
Andi Thomas, as usual, nails it. With a nail and whatever the hell he decides to use. It might be a hammer, but it could be a rock, or a steel heeled boot. Or his forehead. The man can do anything.
Michael Owen Posted A Damn Good Sex Joke- SB Nation Soccer
Lets not judge him. Maybe his wife is cool with it/in on it. DON'T GO MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP! Yeah that's hilarious but probs not OK.