Happy FRIDAY Spursland! Please don't ask me or anyone else if we have started shopping yet. The answer is no.
And now the "news"
Thank god I am not alone in using this tactic. It might be a long shot, but those loan offers I keep sending to Chelsea for Hazard, eventually they have to say yes, right?
Keep digging that hole deeper for yourself, Timmy. You insufferable boob.
For audio of Ryan Rosenblatt hearing the news please click here.
For those who have functioning memories, you may remember he tried this old trick before only to be foiled by the old Robbie Keane private plane to Ireland gag. Oh that Robbie, always outsmarting those with no holiday spirit in the name of going on a jolly old bender with his bros.
And I would like to wish long time CFC commenter and DC sports Radio producer Brendan Darr a fun day at work today, spending hours fielding phones calls on literally no other subject. Cheer M8, tell Blueshorts I said hi.