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Salmon Chase is out of commission. Dustin has a day-job. Here's your late community Hoddle because reasons.

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Salmon Chase sent an e-mail late last night saying that there would be no Hoddle this a.m. because (and I quote) he was "concussed as s**t." I'm not sure what that means, but I suspect it has something to do with obscure American political history and nothing to do with the latest Steven Caulker news. (Come to think of it, has anyone seen Salmon and Caulker in the same room together? Hmmmmmm.)

Anyway, here's a few links to get you going.

And now, the "news."

Spurs, Liverpool interested in buying Kevin Mirallas - Clubcall.com

"I want to play in Champions League football," says Mirallas. Oooookay, so you're not going to Spurs or Liverpool, then. Got it.

8.5 reasons why Tony "Pulinho" Pulis will be Spurs' next manager - Spursdreamer.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no.

Glenn Hoddle: Spurs need a "special" player - SportsMole

Gosh, thanks, Glenn. Real helpful there.

Spurs to lose Jan Vertonghen to Liverpool in January - Hertfordshire Mercury

If you look up the definition of #batcountry in the dictionary, you'll find this article. 62 words in total, and absolutely nothing of any redeeming value.