Salmon Chase sent an e-mail late last night saying that there would be no Hoddle this a.m. because (and I quote) he was "concussed as s**t." I'm not sure what that means, but I suspect it has something to do with obscure American political history and nothing to do with the latest Steven Caulker news. (Come to think of it, has anyone seen Salmon and Caulker in the same room together? Hmmmmmm.)
Anyway, here's a few links to get you going.
And now, the "news."
Gosh, thanks, Glenn. Real helpful there.
If you look up the definition of #batcountry in the dictionary, you'll find this article. 62 words in total, and absolutely nothing of any redeeming value.