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Happy Spursday, Spursland! Newcastle are basically the team that makes you remember that things could be way worse. I mean, we have done a fair amount of complaining about this season, but really, it's been pretty good. It could be worse.
We could be Newcastle.
Perspective, gang. For example, during those times when I feel like my life is a mess and I am spinning out of control, I sit back and watch an episode of Cops and then I know it really isn't that bad. I could be the guy in the white tank top saying "what crack?" to the nice officer.
And now the "news"
Sherwood Critical Of De Boer- Sky Sports
TIm Sherwood very quickly developed a reputation as a man who said all the right things to the media then today happened and he tossed it all right out the window. He sounds more insecure giving these comments than I was in sixth grade when I wanted to get little Jenny to like me so instead of asking her what she was attracted to, I got all fancy and asked her what turned her off. No, it didn't end well and I would hazard that more comments like this from Tim won't go well either.
Spurs Need Liverpool To Falter, Says Sherwood- BBC
Good lord, he just kept going with the bad quotes. This is almost as bad as the time when I told the Microwave I loved her after like 3 weeks. Was it true? Yes (or maybe I am an emotional mess that doesn't understand real feelings). Was it a terrible idea to say out loud? You bet your ass.
Fan Goes Insane Over Getting Iniesta's Training Shirt Tossed To Her- SB Nation Soccer
Did it have a hotel name and room number along with a time his wife was sure not to call written on it?
Neymar's Son Juggling Will Melt The Black Ice Of Winter Off Your Cold, Dead Heart- SB Nation Soccer
This video could cure serial killers
Shawn White Fails To Medal In Halfpipe- SB Nation
I could write 1,000 words on why I am happy bout this, but lets leave it with "I watched the entirety of NBC's pre-Olympics Shawn White training documentary and he didn't deserve to win shit."