Thursday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for February 13, 2014

Happy Thursday Spursland! I wrote a new song you guys! This is my first try at this so go with me on this.

Adebayor!

Adebayor!

You are by far the best striker

To play for us in awhile.

I think it's pretty good.

And now the "news"

Alan Pardew: Europa League Handicap Led To AVB Sacking-Guardian

This is so so just bleh. Maybe this is a problem for smaller teams, but spurs have a massive roster of players to choose from. The Europa League is not why AVB got the ax. AVB is.

Spurs Better Without AVB-ESPN UK

Well yes. You would have to answer yes. And yes again. Yes...Yesssss. YES YES!.

Zlatan Took A Selfie-SB Nation Soccer

Wherever Zlatan is doing anything, Ryan Rosenblatt will be there to make it look like a big deal and post it on the front page of the mothership.

Kolo Toure Has A Whoopsie-SB Nation Soccer

Oh come on guys this could happen to anyone...who doesn't get paid money to do this.

Romanian Player Score Awesome Bicycle Kick-SB Nation Soccer

And he did it in front of nobody.

Gus Kenworthy Found All The Puppies, Will Be Helping Them Defect From Russia-SB Nation

It's like the cold war, for puppies.