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Go tie some bricks around your feet and jump in a lake, Spursland!
Ask me my opinion of someone who was involved in yesterday's match. Go ahead, do it. DO IT! It doesn't matter which one my answer will be the same for ever single one of them.
And now the "news"
Sherwood Blames Slow Start- Sky Sports
Also a lack of being good. Anyway, Dembele as a winger and Eriksen on the bench ... I hope your next job is managing the North Korean team because when you screw up there you might just get what you deserve.
Louis Van Gaal Open To Tottenham Job After World Cup- Guardian
Not getting Eriksen any time on the field at all and starting out with four center mids and one winger is a decision that left me bewildered enough that if I shit in my hands and started drawing designs with it on my belly I would have not been surprised.
Maybe fix your hair before the picture, pal.
Bale Scores A Screamer- SB Nation Soccer
If you need me, I will be slowly tightening the vice I have placed my genitals inside of. I am a Spurs supporter, after all. I must love pain. It's a rule. Maybe I'll give the microwave a call and really do a job of it.
The Rise And Rise Of Eden Hazard- We Ain't Got No History
Looks down at the vice... twists it round another time.
Kevin let me sneak one 1,000-plus word MMA rant in here year ago. I doubt it will happen twice so, you know, just know I hate the above.
The Independence Bowl Is Now The Duck Commander Independence Bowl- SB Nation
Bowl games that are not a specific championship for something (conference, inter-conference or national title) need to die. Nobody wants to see the fourth best team in the ACC and the fifth best in the Big Ten (which has 12 teams in it) play for a meaningless trophy. Add to it the fact that this uber popular, dumb as shit (it's a dumb show in terms of how it is presented and its content not based on political leanings) semi-scripted reality family and you have a big pile of this is why the rest of the world looks at Americans like uncultured buffoons. (Ed. note: theroosevelts only says this because he doesn't gamble. I will gamble on the Duck Commander Independence Bowl next year AND LOVE IT.)