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Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For February 3, 2014

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Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, with an existentialist.

Tim Keeton

Happy Monday, Spursland! Oh, who am I kidding? If this season doesn't pick up I am going to become a full blown existentialist. Now where is my copy of The Stranger?

And now the "news"

Spurs Boss Backs Soldado- Sky Sports

There it is folks, a double confirmation. Tim Sherwood -- we are now confident in reporting -- does not have functional eyes. We can also confirm that Tim has surrounded himself with a group of yes men who won't ever tell him when he is wrong. He is like Bieber, but without an Instagram to post pictures of him and his assistant coach licking a stripper's boobs.

Spurs Do Not Need To Strengthen- BBC

See above: totally serious news.

A Bird Shit On Andy Carroll's Head -SB Nation Soccer

Which is exactly what the Seahawks did to the Broncos.

Aguero Out For A Month- Bitter And Blue

It's still not fair. Yaya Toure needs to be forced to only play on one leg then I'd say it's even.

Jerry And George Got Back Together During The Superbowl, It Was Easily The Best Part- SB Nation

If you live anywhere that isn't in Washington state or Oregon, this was the most boring game ever. It was almost sad that the Seahawks kept scoring. For a visual metaphor of the game click here.