Happy Monday, Spursland! Oh, who am I kidding? If this season doesn't pick up I am going to become a full blown existentialist. Now where is my copy of The Stranger?
And now the "news"
There it is folks, a double confirmation. Tim Sherwood -- we are now confident in reporting -- does not have functional eyes. We can also confirm that Tim has surrounded himself with a group of yes men who won't ever tell him when he is wrong. He is like Bieber, but without an Instagram to post pictures of him and his assistant coach licking a stripper's boobs.
See above: totally serious news.
Which is exactly what the Seahawks did to the Broncos.
It's still not fair. Yaya Toure needs to be forced to only play on one leg then I'd say it's even.
If you live anywhere that isn't in Washington state or Oregon, this was the most boring game ever. It was almost sad that the Seahawks kept scoring. For a visual metaphor of the game click here.