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It's too early in the week to be drinking that heavily, Flapjerk.

Mike Hewitt

It's pretty obvious that theroosevelts is never going to leave the country again. It's taken all of two days for Skipjack to conveniently "forget" about the Hoddle of Coffee, something that roosey has done (almost) consistently for almost three years now. Guess that leaves good ol' Uncle Menno to come pick up the pieces, huh?  Here's your Hoddle of Coffee, with a few links to get you started.

Tawk amungst yawrselves.

And now, the news.

Lord Sugar: Ref Cost Spurs [football direct news]

Lord Alan Sugar is our Piers Morgan, but whenever things start to go bad he's always around for a good laugh.

Zenit St. Petersburg target AVB [talkSPORT]

You know, at this point I can't think of a more appropriate place for Villas-Boas to land than in the middle of Russia. And this way he'd get to reunite with his ol' buddy Hulk! I think there would be soft jazz playing in the background during that reunion.

Spurs could target former Swans boss [football direct news]

NO! GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Manchester City takes wrong approach with female fans [SB Nation]

We get it, online football forums tend toward being hostile towards women (this site excepted). So, clearly what female football fans need when visiting their club's website is recipe ideas, workout tips, and articles on "feminine style." SMH.

Alan Pardew suspended for seven games [SB Nation]

EIGHT! YEAR! CONTRACT! EIGHT! YEAR! CONTRACT! EIGHT! YEAR! CONTRACT!

A look inside a rural Amish community in Ohio [CBS News]

Also known as "Uncle Menno's relatives."