It's not an easy time to be a Tottenham fan. However, it seems like Spurs fans are having a contest to see who can be most disenchanted by the prospect of a European tie against Benfica and a North London Derby in one week --something we all would have murdered to see in 2000.
Still, I don't think that we have reached peak obnoxiousness yet. Perhaps a live story stream about how we're all more excited to sharpen our pencils than we are for these games? Or perhaps how we're more excited to watch the CONCACAF Champions League on Fox Sports 47? Or maybe how we'd all rather watch cricket? Given that the commentariat never fails to disappoint, I challenge you to rise to this challenge. Who will be Cartilage Free Captain's Next Top Hipster?
And now, the weather.
First person to make a Festivus joke gets got.
NEWS ALERT! A team coached by Tim Sherwood might lose. Please remain calm.
Awful British Journalism Klaxon!
This is for you, Kev.
Fa fa fa life, Mr. Bond.