Your good buddy TheRoosevelts is stuck in a hotel that charges lots of money for wifi, which is apparently a thing that still exists in 2014. He's really cheap and doesn't want to pay for it, so you don't get a Hoddle from someone as witty as him. Instead, you get me.
I don't have jokes. Yesterday sucked. On to the stories about how much it sucked.
Whatever you say buddy.
That's some headline.
Well I say that you have a smelly face.
Just in case you woke up this morning and thought "I wonder if Neil Ashton's columns stopped being the worst thing about the English language", no, they did not.
The Seattle Sounders aren't very good.