Your good buddy TheRoosevelts is stuck in a hotel that charges lots of money for wifi, which is apparently a thing that still exists in 2014. He's really cheap and doesn't want to pay for it, so you don't get a Hoddle from someone as witty as him. Instead, you get me.
I don't have jokes. Yesterday sucked. On to the stories about how much it sucked.
Tim Sherwood still rants and raves as Spurs huff and puff | The Independent
Whatever you say buddy.
Spurs legend defends Levy and Sherwood, pointing blame at AVB's squad | London 24
That's some headline.
Paul Merson says Spurs have wasted £100m | Sky Sports
Well I say that you have a smelly face.
Spurs 'actors' have no idea how much this derby defeat to Arsenal should hurt | Daily Mail
Just in case you woke up this morning and thought "I wonder if Neil Ashton's columns stopped being the worst thing about the English language", no, they did not.
Sherwood: Top four unlikely | ESPN UK
No wai.
Jermain Defoe scores twice on MLS debut | Major League Soccer
The Seattle Sounders aren't very good.