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Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For March 21, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, with newbs.

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sums things up nicely
sums things up nicely

Happy Friday, Spursland! How about them players that never get any playing time, eh gang? Boy, weren't they a hoot yesterday. You really knew the season was over after Kevin McCauley said "the season is over" for maybe the 98th time this season.

And now the "news"

"I'm Going Nowhere" Says Sherwood- Sky Sports

You know most people would agree that the English sixth division is "nowhere." I bet the players there call it that themselves. Look at Tim being on his game and assimilating to his future environment.

Tim Sherwood Planning For Next Season -BBC

"And it is going to be one hell of a season for Bassington Stoke," Tim Sherrwood would have said if he was being realistic.

Sherwood Claims He Will Have Final Say Over Transfers At White Heart Lane- Telegraph

Sure you will poopsikins. You will handle all of the transfers onto the Victoria line.

Antonio Valencia Is A Cyclops- SB Nation Soccer

Not college basketball so nobody cares about this.

Rob Ford Doing High Knees- SB Nation

During my recent trip to Canada that I won't shut up about because I am an insufferable attention addicted fart face, I was prepared for a lot of Rob Ford to be in my life. And nothing. He wasn't mentioned once, I didn't see him on TV, he wasn't in the paper. Yes, I read the French language newspapers every day, I'm more cultured than you. Deal with it. But the long and the short of it is that Rob Ford is no longer in the Canadian forefront. I literally heard more conversations about Alberta seceding than I heard about this guy. Maybe we should just let him go.

Fight Breaks Out In The Stands Of Dutch Hockey League Game, Ref And Goalie Enter The Fray- SB Nation

I guess everyone (on the ice) knew he was in over his head. Over his head, ya get it? From that song from like a decade ago. Keeping it topical and fresh is the key to comedy.