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Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For March 24, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, with praise for Roberto Soldado.

Happy Monday, Spursland! Welcome to the day when you look dumber than usual for complaining about Roberto Soldado.

Can you imagine this team with Christian Eriksen, Nacer Chadli AND Erik Lamela next season? I can. It's what I dream about every night. My girlfriend tells me the noises I make in my sleep are...animalistic.

And now the "news"

"We Showed Character," Says Big Tim- Sky Sports

This quote after yesterday was about as predictable as Season 4 of Game Of Thrones having naked girls in it.

Sherwood Takes Anger Management Advice- Guardian

"Just eat your feelings," Harry Redknapp probably said. He's been gone for years, but the memory of his jowls still remain.

Madrid Arrogant, Messi Stellar- SB Nation Soccer

Nobody could have predicted those adjectives being used for those two entities. Nobody.

Chivas Fans Beat The Shit Out Of The Police In Shameful Display- SB Nation Soccer

Shameful on both sides. Shameful on the Chivas fans for their physical actions, and shameful on the part of whichever person orders 20 guys to go fight 8,000 pissed off maniacs. I never saw England in the 80's, but I bet there were more than a few scenes like this. Good lord we, and by we I mean all humans, are animals.

The NAIA Dunk Contest Is The Only Basketball Thing You Should Care About- SB Nation

Because you know your bracket is worthless at this point.