Happy Tuesday, Spursland! And a very big happy birthday to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. On this day in 1628, the Massachusetts Bay Company was given its royal charter to found a "plantation" in the New World. Centuries later, they don't have a plantation so much as they have a terrible accent and an inability to drive without making those around them contemplate murder. Happy birthday, Bay State!
And now the "news"
Harry Kane > Sandy Kane amIright? Like three people are laughing at that and everyone else that clicked that link is just appalled.
Jesus, look at our luck. Harry couldn't read or write, AVB couldn't handle making in-game adjustments and Tim Sherwood can't add.
I don't know how any of this works, but my gut instinct is that this is a massive miscarriage of justice. No, I don't feel like doing any research into this.
Everything will be cool until the 89th minute when Vladimir Putin runs in and gives everyone stunners.
This is either hilariously stupid on his part, or it could completely change how teams deal with want away players. Or it might not mean anything. Who knows?
It looks a lot like a certain music video from Damn Yankees.