Tottenham Hotspur team news: injuries all over for West Brom

Guys, I know you're not going to believe me, but key players for Tottenham Hotspur are hurt for this Sunday's matchup against West Bromwich Albion. That's gotta be the first time that's happened this season, right?

Apparently Sandro picked up a calf injury in training on Thursday, which is great because I didn't realize he was fit to play before that. Roberto Soldado has been training with the team but his hamstring injury means he won't be ready to play, which means everything's turning up Harry Kane.

In brutal news for most women and some men, Mousa Dembele, Jan Vertonghen, Michael Dawson, and Kyle Walker all remained sidelined. Erik Lamela will also miss the game as Liam Neeson has still not recovered him from the Algerian Prostitution Ring that abducted him. And finally Etienne Capoue died on his way back to his home planet.

So a pretty big injury list. Who do we think Sherwood will run out there for maximum #TIMPACT you guys?