Rafa Benitez to Spurs is a real thing people are talking about

So there's this.

NO.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.

WE TRY TO BE NICE PEOPLE WHY.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

If this happens, I quit.

This is a real thing that is happening. THE RUMOR IS A REAL THING. We're at a place where this rumor can happen and I don't even laugh. I think it's something that we might be dumb enough to do. It's possible.

I mean, Tim Sherwood punched a player (not really) and I believed it (I thought "which player?" not "hahahaha yeah right.") SPURS MIGHT ACTUALLY DO THIS.

No.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Stop it. Don't do this to me, Spurs. You've conditioned me to deal with pain and then this.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.