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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For April 15, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes, with sad Rafa news.

Dean Mouhtaropoulos

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! So Rafa Benitez is a thing and I am told that I am supposed to hate this by the decision makers of the world (Kevin and Ryan, if you thought I meant the Bulderburg group you are an idiot). I don't really have any opinion on this yet as I don't really pay attention to things that don't directly affect me and thus I haven't watched a Rafa team play in years. It's all about me after all. I American to my core.

And now the "news"

Eriksen Is Bergkamp -Sky Sports

Glad to see Tim has started to watch the games. It only took you like five months longer for him to figure this out than the rest of us. Still, I am told this is a way better rate of progression than we can expect from Rafa Benitez, or so says this Uncle Menno character.

Spurs Contemplate Swapping Verts For Valon Behrami- Here In The City

I understand that Here In This City is run by Rafa Benitez. That explains this.

Barca Youth Player Scores Form Midfield- SB Nation Soccer

Rafa Benitez doesn't like things like this. He prefers more exciting pass times, like book learning and write Aurthur Weasley fan fiction.

The Best Own Goal Of The Season- SB Nation Soccer

Rafa Benitz (I am told) didn't see what the problem here was.

Fence Keeps In Determined Russian Drunk- SB Nation

Seriously, these are the guys just running roughshod over Eastern Ukraine? Ukraine must be run by Rafa Benitez or something if they can't kick these guys out.

Yaya Toure Out For The Season- SB Nation Soccer

And your new EPL champions...Liverpoooooooool.