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Happy Wednesday, Spursland! We got a big one for you to not read today, gang. Strap in, he said knowing it is pretentious to say such things.
And now the "news"
Lamela Missing Posters Popping Up In London- 101 Great Goals
Well this is mildly creative.
Grrr love of Tottenham clashing with love of small locally owned businesses who I assume are sticking it to the man.
Steve Bruce Has Repaired His Reputation At Hull- SB Nation Soccer
I hadn't noticed.
The Long Road To Justice For The 96- Liverpool Offside
Whoever is responsible for this is the reason why I think tar and feathering should still be an option. That or watching all the Spiderman movies back-to-back-to-back in a Clockwork Orange style setting.
NCAA To Allow Unlimited Meals for Athlete Students- SB Nation
I am against this action being taken at this time. First, because I was an NCAA athlete and I paid for my god damn meals and I don't want anyone getting things that I didn't get. America! But on a serious note, guys with obesity and diabetes rates skyrocketing, isn't this just going to exacerbate the problem?
Lost Boy Turns Up Inside Bowling Alley Claw Machine- SB Nation
I'm calling it right now, this kid will be awesome in high school, but there is no way he makes it to 18 without at least one rrest.
I have never surfed, but I do still own a functional copy of Kelly Slater Pro Surfer and I have seen two non-Endless Summer surfing documentaries. Therefore I feel confident in saying that Mavericks or Teahpoo are way rougher. Then again I didn't read the article, it was really long and I am a busy guy.
Come out to the Comedy Cabaret in Northeast Philly tonight if you like witnessing depression.