Champions League open thread

Welcome to today's open thread for all your wet hot Champions League quarterfinal action. Join us as nouveau riche Chelsea head to nouveauer richer PSG, while Real Madrid seeks vengeance on Borussia Dortmund for their semi-final humiliation last season.

Both matches kick off at 2:45 pm EST because Europe doesn't understand how to stagger the times to attract more viewers.

The usual rules apply: play nice, no illegal streams, and have fun.