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Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Here is hoping that all our community members living in the deep south are okay after the moving twirling hellscapes passed through yesterday. You know what, why be so exclusionary, I hope you all made it through the night. Except for Asian The Melon. That guy needs to get a life.
And now the "news"
Lucas Podolski Is Unfunny- 101 Great Goals
Carlos Mencia will not be stealing this wacky zany bit.
Bayern vs Madrid Preview- SB Nation Soccer
Do you have a sport boner? Yes, you too, ladies.
Man City's Transfer Policy Is Failing Them- SB Nation Soccer
Spending tons of money on the best players available has never worked for the Yankees, or Real Madrid, or another team in anther sport without a hard salary cap.
The Istanbul Derby- SB Nation Soccer
SB Nation Soccer has been posting some epic work chronicling the great derby matches of the world. This is one of the best and you should really read it,
Mexa Says Screw It And Blasts A 35-yard Bullet- SB Nation Soccer
This title disappoints me. It suggested he looked around really and thought about how much he didn't give a shit, but no, he was out there playing hard nosed, fast paced football. FALSE ADVERTISING IS A CRIME, right Pom Wonderful and Coca Cola?
American Runs First Sub 5 Minute Beer Mile- SB Nation
Spending time on stuff like this is probably why the average American salary has only gone up by like .3% in the last ten years while every other major western nation's middle class average salary has grown by almost 20%. AMERICA!