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Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For April 4, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with rasslin'.

Alex Livesey

Happy Friday, Spursland! Spurs play on Monday this week, because the Lord knew that we humans couldn't handle the amount of awesomeness packed into one day of Wrestlemania XXX, Game Of Thrones season 4 premier AND Spurs playing a team they can beat.

And now the "news"

Big Tim Tells Paulinho To Pipe Down- Sky Sports

It's weird because I agree with everything Tim is saying and I still don't like him at all.

Kaboul Denies He Will Join Arsenal- Football Fancast

Next week he will be forced to deny that he is moving to Mars. Seriously this is so ridiculous that he felt the need to kill this rumor it makes my eyes hurt. This is like if I had to deny a rumor that I was going to stop eating Hot Pockets then feeling bad about myself for several minutes. It just ain't happening, Jack.

Takeways From USA VS Mexico- SB Nation Soccer

One thing was clear from that match: Omar is not coming.

The Relegation Model- Roker Report

For all the people boo-hooing around here how about you take a gander at a club facing real tough times.

Wrestlemania XXX For Dummies- Cageside Seats

it makes me happy in pants.