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Monday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for April 7, 2014

Let's talk about Milton Keynes and rasslin.

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Alex Livesey

Happy Spursday Spursland! Monday Night Football anyone?

And now the "news"

Big Tim Will be Back On The Touch Line-Sky Sports

Is it possible that Tim was asked to remove himself from the touchline before because the club were afraid he would bat someone on the field to death? Of course not, but if someone told you that as if it were a fact would you believe it?

Spurs Manager My Dream Job Says King-BBC

Tim Sherwood's butthole just tightened right on up.

Spurs Could Play Some Game In Milton Keys-Telegraph

Whichever year this stadium gets built and we need to make a temporary move it's going to play hell with the finances. So everyone expect that when it comes and nobody freak out.

Balls Don't Bend That Way And Go In-SB Nation Soccer

Paging Neil Degrasse Tyson, can we get an entire episode of cosmos on the curvature of space? And if a all possible could you limit the number of times you dramatically walk out of frame to like 6 an episode?

Timbers Vs Sounders: A Gift From The Gods-SB Nation Soccer

I experienced this game through the twitter accounts of our editors.

All Your Wrestlemania Coverage-Cageside Seats

This was written prior to Wrestlemania going live. But let us hope that as you are aren't reading this that it was awesome.