Happy Tuesday, Spursland! At the moment you are reading this, Tim Sherwood has probably already been thanked for his services and dismissed. I agree with this, but I want everyone to keep this in mind, but remember him when Townsend, Carrol, Bentaleb, Kane, Pritchard, and the ones who have already come good like Walker, and are conquering the world.
And now the "news"
If you play in MLS and are from Europe, you will not play for your national team. It's a formula like the Pythagorean theorem, or alcohol + humans = sex or fighting.
This ain't gonna happen, fella, especially after this next coming season. This time next year your boy is going to be linked to a big money move to either Spain or Germany and is dating whatever England's equivalent to a Kardashian. Maybe he can comfort Pipa, I bet she is down in the dumps after being so terrible that she got fired from the Daily Ass-Crack-Cleaner.
Rio Ferdinandmust be such a sad sad boy.
Rabble rabble I can't believe John Harkes didn't make the team rabble rabble.
Probably a good idea to not fine or suspend players for doing something that, where they live, is entirely decriminalized. In fact, considering the level of head injuries the NFL is basically promoting, I think it's kind of silly we tell these guys they can't do just about anything to their bodies in the name of health and safety. Hell, let them take a few shots at halftime if they want. It isn't like that hasn't happened before.