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Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For May 13, 2014

Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with a farewell to Tim.

Clive Rose

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! At the moment you are reading this, Tim Sherwood has probably already been thanked for his services and dismissed. I agree with this, but I want everyone to keep this in mind, but remember him when Townsend, Carrol, Bentaleb, Kane, Pritchard, and the ones who have already come good like Walker, and are conquering the world.

And now the "news"

Defoe Devastated To Miss Out On World Cup- Edmonton Sun

If you play in MLS and are from Europe, you will not play for your national team. It's a formula like the Pythagorean theorem, or alcohol + humans = sex or fighting.

Ireland Hope To Lure Harry Kane To Wear Green- Mirror

This ain't gonna happen, fella, especially after this next coming season. This time next year your boy is going to be linked to a big money move to either Spain or Germany and is dating whatever England's equivalent to a Kardashian. Maybe he can comfort Pipa, I bet she is down in the dumps after being so terrible that she got fired from the Daily Ass-Crack-Cleaner.

Rio Ferdinand To Leave United- The Busby Babe

Rio Ferdinandmust be such a sad sad boy.

US Announces 30-Man World Cup Roster- SB Nation Soccer

Rabble rabble I can't believe John Harkes didn't make the team rabble rabble.

The NFL Should Stop Testing For Weed- SB Nation

Probably a good idea to not fine or suspend players for doing something that, where they live, is entirely decriminalized. In fact, considering the level of head injuries the NFL is basically promoting, I think it's kind of silly we tell these guys they can't do just about anything to their bodies in the name of health and safety. Hell, let them take a few shots at halftime if they want. It isn't like that hasn't happened before.