Happy Memorial Day Spursland! And a fine day it is, for those of you not residing within the United states and with our educational system being what it is who could blame you, today is Memorial day for us. A day when we honor our soldiers and servicemen and women and thank them for protecting us and the sacrifices they make so that we can binge watch Orange is the New Black and then watch hardcore porn before bed without having to worry about the Hitites invading. We Americans cook out, BBQ, gather with family and friends and drink insane amounts of beer. Or if you are a little more isolated and/ or antisocial watch Midway and Tora! Tora! Tora! back to back on TCM. It's a pretty great day.
Whichever one you choose, if you served your country, we thank you.
"And now the "news"
The author of this fine bit of tripe goes on to list several managers that are out of work that Spurs could look in to. All of them, on the scale of complete shit to "Oh Real Madrid Are Looking To Hire Him", are much closer to the shit side of the graph.
Congratulations Gareth! Now you need 6 injection. How do you feel about curry? Remember don't eat the durian. For god's sake you can see your kid later get on the goddamn plane!" or at least that's how I imagine the scene just after he got his winners medal.
All right!!!!!!!!! Everyone do the happy dance.
Ehhhhhhhh, if you are the significant other of those defenders, I need to know, how do you still look at them as a viable sexual option?
it was a good game, I liked watching it, and while I had like a 600 word Ronaldo rant about personality and the human side of our heroes lets just skip it. I don't want to waste valuable time you could be using to day dream about your boss getting cancer. Treatable, but still very inconvenient cancer. You aren't some kind of a monster.
Nothing I have seen in my life, and I have seen a lot. Like a microwave rapidly moving through the air toward my bare neither regions for example. But nothing has made me ever have an initial reaction of "oh, fuck babies", this did. Don't trying and wrap that outburst into logic. Just go with it.
WELCOME BACK HARRY REDKNAPP. We've missed you and those two ham steaks hanging off your cheekbones. Is anyone's facial features more the opposite of Maleficent's.
Looks like me after an hour outside in just SPF 30. I mean it's not even that bad he doesn't have any blisters yet for crying out loud.
And let the bad "did you see that Jurgen?" jokes commence.