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Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links May 7, 2014

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Tottenham Hotspur news and links, with an impending summer.

Paul Gilham

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! This is the end, my combative commentating friends, the end. These are the last few days of our not-as-bad-as-we-feel-like-it-was season. We have consulted with the Meister of the Citadel and have declared this long summer to have begun.

And now the "news"

Tottenham Sorry For Mocking Tweet- BBC

Why? Go ahead and try to give me a real explanation for why anyone should be sorry and not sound like you are scared the mean police are going to put you in a time out.

Walker To Be Granted World Cup Place- Mirror

Because who else could be any god in that position? I mean besides me. I don't have English connections, but maybe me being eligible for an Irish passport stemming from people that left Ireland when it was still part of the UK can get me in. I am a defensive rock and you guys need me. I am also shaped like a rock -- a round one.

James Wilson Debuted For United, Scored Twice And His Parents Went Nuts- SB Nation Soccer

Just in time for Rooney to get old, United get a new teenage superstar.

The Greatest Pitch Invasion Of All Time- SB Nation

After he was finally apprehended, he actually requested to be tasered. When the cops lit him up he sneezed then politely thanked the officers.

Steve Francis Is Sad, Wet- SB Nation Look It

I am a firm believer that there is no age where it's uncool to get shitfaced every now and again, but there is an age where pouring booze on yourself is not okay, and that's 17. It's even worse when the liquid is poured slowly, deliberately and seemingly without any feeling or passion. Steven Francis might be the new Denis Rodman, just slightly introverted.

FSU Art Student Paints Portrait Of Jame Winston Being Blown By A Frat Bro- Deadspin

And the revenge of the nerds is complete. Right tri lams?(This was supposed to be a video of awesome lines from Revenge of the Nerds, but it turns out that movie sucks so instead you get the best line of Frank Drebin. You're welcome)