Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll be drunk tomorrow, watching Paulhino play. Tomorrow tomorrow It's Modric tomorrow, I don't even know what to sayyyyyyyyy.
And now the "news"
Take that, Italy! If Lamela has a hankering for some Tuscan bluefish dish or something he can probably get a pretty good one right where he is, thank you very much. The London dining scene is up and coming, people. Might I suggest Ricardo's in Fulham. YOU ARE NOT THE BIG DRAW ANYMORE, ITALY, GET OVER IT, and maybe sort out your banking system. Have some self respect.
Seriously, what the hell happened to this guy? Did they fire him? I bet he was cut loose on a whim from "Big Timmy No Fun." And if he was kicked to the curb and they need a replacement, I am available and also full of whimsy.
Talk about clearing a low bar. That's like claiming you are really good at cooking authentic Italian because your spaghetti pomodoro is better than Chef Boyardee Beefaroni.
England will lose. That is all you need to know.
Having witnessed the Union's recent game against Vancouver LIVE, I can assure you this man was bad at his job.
The American Outlaws are, by and large, a very cool group. There is, by and large, mostly nothing good about this video. Abby Wambach is pretty awesome mostly because she is Abby and she is the exact opposite of Kevin Costner in this video. Mr. Costner, at best ,could be described as giving a flaccid looking performance. He did a more convincing acting job in Robin Hood.