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Happy Socceroosss Day Supurslamnd! Today is AUSTRALIA IS HODDLLLLLLEEE. Today truly is the day when the dingo will eat the Dutch baby. And the Queen who is only nominally your head of state (is that still really true) and the spirit of Jim Jefferies (look I'm in a rush so I can't do like any research today, sorry) be with you all.
And now the "news"
Tottenham Hotspur 2014-2015 Fixtures Announced - Telegraph
it will be posted at 9 am England time so as of this writing I have no idea what it looks like. The level of effort today is just massive ain't it.
Coentrao Injury Leaves United, Spurs In The Dark - Express
Hahahahaha, it's funny someone thinks there is still a chance we get him.
Uruguay's Loss To The Ticos Blamed On Lack Of Sweet Milk - SB Nation Soccer
So that was the missing ingredient that kept them from having, uh, any attacking bite.
Everything You Need To Know About About England vs Uruguay - Three Lions Roar
Both need to do a lot less sucking, and it would help if Lallana started.
What It Felt Like To See The US Win In The Stadium - SB Nation
In case you wee wondering where Ryan Rosenblatt has been, the answer is Brazil. You know, where you wish you were.